My Top 5 Erap Jokes

IN LABOR (http://www.epilipinas.com/erapnew.htm)

One particular day many years ago, Erap's

wife was having labor pains.

Erap panicked so he called their doctor.

Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!

Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?

Erap: Yes, doc!

Doc: Is this the first baby?

Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!

TRANSLATION (http://www.epilipinas.com/erapnew.htm)

Erap while translating a speech from Tagalog to English.

"We must strive" 

Translation: Kailangan nating magsikap. 

"We must help others" 

Translation: Kailangan nating magtulungan. 

"In union there is strength" 

Translation: SA SIBUYAS ME TIGAS !!! 

IN A FRIEND’S WAKE (http://www.geocities.com/rttardio/joke1.html)

Erap :    Tayo na Jinggoy, mauna na tayo.

Jinggoy : Dad, maaga pa naman, kararating lang natin.

Erap :    Hindi mo ba nabasa yung sign "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED"!!

TAKING  A SHOWER (http://www.geocities.com/rttardio/joke2.html)
Erap : Bakit walang shampoo dito?

 Loi :  Anong wala, kabibili ko lang kanina ng shampoo, eh.

 Erap : Eh, puro For Dry Hair lang ang meron, basa na ang buhok ko! !

ENGLISH LESSON FROM ERAP (http://www.yehey.com/entertainment/funnypages/article.aspx?id=203785)

Jinggoy: Dad, ano po ba sa English ang pantog?

Erap: Eh di bladder!

Jinggoy: Ah, ok. Eh ano naman po sa English ang pantog ng bayaw mo?

Erap: Eh di bladder in law! Sus para yun lang di mo pa alam